Time has come for a CHANGE.. This would be the last post rolling from the Stage..For,its a new beginning on the Elixir of Life from this day.Check out the new blog,if interested,join in there.. :)
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Peace....
13.11.09
8.11.09
Being Agony Uncle
My friends are awesome.. Trust me... They really are!!!!! :D and its also wonderful to see how much you mean to them.And I am relishing with the fact,with a lot of pride that,I mean a lot to atleast a few people on earth ( according to their own words.. ).. And I totally believe that no genuine person is insane enough to make such a statement unless he/she means it.
You may be friends with a million people.But in them,there might be very few,who might open up their emotional side of affairs to you.And I say very few because it takes a lot to emotionally open up to another human being.I confess,I can count the number of people to whom I open up,in my right hand.Not because,there is dearth of people around,but because of a comfort factor you share with them.
An observation and a thorough analysis,done at the Wannabe-ass-of-a-biomedic Center over the past few months have revealed some stunning aspects of life.I am slowly gaining worldwide attention as an AGONY UNCLE. Yeah.... totally!!!! :D I have been subjected to a lot of confessions,dark stories about people around me and totally dysfunctional aspects of self that my brain starts deciphering everything I do these days, from the aspect of agony and pain.. and some people have only cared to call me when they are all down coz they know,I can work my magic on them.. :) No!! I am not assuming self importance here,but the truth.. And am happy with it..After all, not many people can boast off such CULT status.. :P
Now I know, out of jealousy,everyone might be wondering what it needs to be an AGONY UNCLE??Here they are..pretty simple..
Dhan te naaann....
[Picture deleted coz I got news,it hurt the sentiments of my readers.. :l ]
Okay..Brickbats/Rose Petals??? :P
Finally..an ideal AGONY UNCLE and totally loving it.. :D and am available all day and night.. :P
Phone number: 999...1748
PS: Requests for dates are not entertained...
You may be friends with a million people.But in them,there might be very few,who might open up their emotional side of affairs to you.And I say very few because it takes a lot to emotionally open up to another human being.I confess,I can count the number of people to whom I open up,in my right hand.Not because,there is dearth of people around,but because of a comfort factor you share with them.
An observation and a thorough analysis,done at the Wannabe-ass-of-a-biomedic Center over the past few months have revealed some stunning aspects of life.I am slowly gaining worldwide attention as an AGONY UNCLE. Yeah.... totally!!!! :D I have been subjected to a lot of confessions,dark stories about people around me and totally dysfunctional aspects of self that my brain starts deciphering everything I do these days, from the aspect of agony and pain.. and some people have only cared to call me when they are all down coz they know,I can work my magic on them.. :) No!! I am not assuming self importance here,but the truth.. And am happy with it..After all, not many people can boast off such CULT status.. :P
Now I know, out of jealousy,everyone might be wondering what it needs to be an AGONY UNCLE??Here they are..pretty simple..
- born ability to out-speak the other person,so that no point are you caught OFF guard...
- broad shoulders (like mine) so that multiple cases can be handled at the same time,with complete ease...
- a screwed up life so that,at the end of the day,you realise how much better/worse your life and end up sulking on it,for the next few days.
- looks don't matter at all,coz had it been,I would have never ever realized this dream of mine.. :D
- a nice,comforting and a soothing voice even though people like me have survived the test of time.. :P
- deep interests in philosophy even though much of your logic might sound trash to others...
- Epitome of Patience coz, some of the reasons attributed to agony can eat your head off,in sheer disgust and disbelief that is.. ;)
- an easy going nature,coz all that garbage dumped on you shouldn't really be affecting self on a major scale.
- A cool head above your shoulders,just in case you become HOT and RED after a session..
Dhan te naaann....
[Picture deleted coz I got news,it hurt the sentiments of my readers.. :l ]
Okay..Brickbats/Rose Petals??? :P
Finally..an ideal AGONY UNCLE and totally loving it.. :D and am available all day and night.. :P
Phone number: 999...1748
PS: Requests for dates are not entertained...
